Being raised in a small town in the middle of nowhere, BrentKer knew early on that he needed to leave. With guitar case in his hand and a suitcase filled with multiple leather pants; mesh tanktops; tiger striped bandanas; eyeliner; snake skin boots and nail polish, he set rout to LA to pursue his lifelong dream of playing lead guitar in an upcoming superstar glam band. Arrived in LA he discovered that the bedrock over there for those types bands was kinda gone and that it had been a pretty expensive trip so far with no outcome. He went back to the airport to check when the earliest flight home was scheduled but got arrested on the spot for potentially smuggling illegal diamonds hidden in small plastic skulls and illegal snake skin goods into America.
The truth behind this story was never really verified, nor the fact if he ever got convicted for it, the only thing we know for sure is that he somehow managed to get back home.
Legend says not all illegal diamonds in fake little skulls were found, so who knows, maybe you will be the next Sherlock Holmes.
Are you ready to get shreddy?